Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Randomize
