she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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