If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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