Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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