I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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