when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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