Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
