Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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