so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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