I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
