it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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