Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
