Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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