Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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