What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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