he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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