hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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