the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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