She is in my trunk
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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