please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
not ubering you a puppy
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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