I never want to see another naked old woman again.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
pray to the hookup gods
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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