i don't like sucking hair
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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