Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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