Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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