Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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