Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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