Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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