im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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