When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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