oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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