Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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