she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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