Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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