I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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