During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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