I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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