She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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