just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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