I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Even my vagina gasped.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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