...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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