whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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