therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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