no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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