im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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