You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
