I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
This baby is an asshole
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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