Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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