No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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