I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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