Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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